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Humor in Marriage

By: Katria Foger | Published 23/11/2005 | Weddings | Rating:

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	Love After Marriage
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"I told someone I was getting married, and they said, 'Have you picked a date yet?' I said, 'Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?" What a country!" -Yakov Smirnoff-

		Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. -Sam Levenson-
		A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -Lana Turner-
		G. B. Shaw described marriage as the time "when two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions. They are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part."
		Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -Mae West-
		Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.-Lewis Grizzard-
		Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
		I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out, 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Mickey Rooney-
		Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
		Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. -Oscar Wilde-
		"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." -Henny Youngman-
		Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
		Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
		Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
		I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonette-
		I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -Noel Coward-
		When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry-
		"Marriage is a lot like the army: everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist." -James Garner-
		Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -Jackie Mason-
		Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -Montaigne-
		After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Hemant Joshi-
		If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
		"Both of my ex-wives closed their eyes when making love, because they didn't want to see me having a good time." -Joseph Wambaugh-