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Worst Date Stories
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Unfortunately, in order to meet Mr./Ms. Right we have to go through a few toads. You might have experienced a date which you thought of as The Worst Date a person may have but you'll appreciate the following worst date stories and will feel you are not alone.... "I met a man for a blind date from a classified ad. We realized early on that there wasn't enough in common to pursue a relationship, but we were having a nice time, (I thought) and enjoyed each other's company. We had planned to meet for drinks in the bar of a restaurant and then move to the dining room for dinner. He closed the drink tab and stood, in the middle of conversation, I thought to get a table. Then he shook my hand, told me it was very nice meeting me, and walked out and left me sitting at the bar with a full drink. I could have died of embarrassment."-Unknown | "My worst date was definitely the first time I met someone who I originally met online. We power-chatted online for months, he mailed me pictures and he looked quite attractive. I was truly looking forward to meeting him, but what a disaster. When I arrived at the restaurant where we were scheduled to meet, he was a full foot shorter than me (when he told me he was 8 inches taller). He was completely bald (unlike his pictures), and was at least 15 years older than in his pictures (which he 'forgot' to mention). What stunned me the most though, was his dialysis machine!!! I have nothing against people with kidney problems, but I think that is something he should have told me! Anyway, being the nice person I am, I sat down to have dinner with him, and tried to be non-confrontational, but let him know I didn't appreciate his dishonesty. He apologized and I figured I'd make the best of the date, since he had flown 2000 miles to meet me. But here's where it gets totally insane. Towards the end of the date, this woman walked up to our table and introduced herself as his wife!!!!!! I nearly choked! She smiled and sat down, and the two of them went on to inform me that SHE is dying of cancer, and wants to find a woman to marry and take care of her husband so she can die in peace!!! She thought I'd be perfect. Needless to say...that put me over the edge. I thanked them for dinner, wished them luck in their search, and left. Maybe it's mean, but I never talked to him again. YIKES!!! Luckily I was brave enough to agree to meet other guys in the future, and they have all been great! :-)" -Lisa | "We were at the theater at that time. I excused myself for a while to go to the ladies room, but when I came back he's kissing the girl sitting right next to him. What I did is throw a box of popcorn on their heads and told him looooossssseeeerrrrr!!!!" -Leanna | "On my first date with this guy we went to the movies. Everything was fine until after the movie, when he lost his balance and collapsed right in the middle of the movie theater entrance. Ambulances and all. That was truly my worst experience." -Anonymous | |
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In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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Tech Support
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